The Cruise Missilette and the Downed Jones

Full speed ahead and damn the paparazzi. Tom Cruise and Momma Katie finally relented and Vanity Fair scooped 'em all with 22 pages of wonder baby, Suri. The Vanity Fair cover pic of the happy family was made public by Katie Couric on her inaugural news show gig. Cute little baby, but then again all babies are cute including puppies, kittens and hamsters.

Coincidentally the Dow - Jones collapsed by 63 points and the NASDAQ fell just short of 38. Analysts cited inflation fears for the market decline. Conspiracy theorists have a different point of view.

Tom, zip up the jacket.