Scary Thoughts II

You girls meet the dream guy, but find him on the 5:00 news dressed in leather and the Grand Marshal of the Gay Pride Parade.

You guys finally meet the girl you want to take home to Mom only to find out that she has a tattoo on her butt which reads "Property of the Hell's Angels".

You find out mom and her have been an item on an Internet site.

Heterosexual couples make gay babies.

Mick Jagger looked old when he was young.

90% of the people you work with remember reading about Vietnam in History class.

You begin talking to yourself so you can engage in intelligent conversation.

Half of the doctors in practice finished in the bottom 50% of their class.

All of the lawyers in practice actually did complete law school.

A popup message comes on your computer screen saying, "feed me, Seymour".

You find yourself measuring the ring finger of your blowup doll.

The father of your date insists on showing you his gun collection.

Your wife calls to tell you that the rabbit died of an STD.

The back of your college diploma reads "made in Sri Lanka".